An Open Letter To Pumpkin Spice Cheerios

An Open Letter To Pumpkin Spice Cheerios

I swore to myself I would not be manipulated by you. Iā€™m not that kind of guy. Iā€™m loyal. A man committed to regular Cheerios. Sure, sometimes I try apple cinnamon and honey nut, but I always come back to my steady. My plain pulverized oats. I rolled my cart past you, but the next week I saw you again and gazed at your burnt orange box. On your cover, the miniature pumpkin and bundled...