CDC Instructs Parents To Set Diseased Grocery Carts On Fire

CDC Instructs Parents To Set Diseased Grocery Carts On Fire

Atlanta, Georgia–The news has swept the internet today after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported children’s grocery carts are cesspools containing deadly disease. “We’ve found disease in the carts ranging from E. coli to Ebola. I recommend you avoid placing your children in them at all times,” says CDC Director Dr. Tom Frieden. The report comes as a shock to parents...