When To Stop Using White Noise For Baby

When To Stop Using White Noise For Baby

A white noise machine is a device that allows your infant to sleep better as it creates a comfortable, blissful environment.  The environment provided to infants by white noise machines encourages infants to stop crying. Calming anxious infants, and making them sleep faster. Well, getting the best baby white noise machine is proven highly beneficial for parents for making calming down their...
How Long Do Stool Softeners Take to Work?

How Long Do Stool Softeners Take to Work?

Stool softeners are over-the-counter (OTC) by-products utilised to relax hard stools or to avoid constipation. Afore you determine to use the best stool softener for postpartum. It's a great idea to understand how they function in your body and how secure they are. You will also see it helpful to recognize when you would prefer to use them rather than taking medicine. Why is stool softener...
FAQ: How To Survive A Three-year-old

FAQ: How To Survive A Three-year-old

“This is the best age,” said an elderly woman at the park, smiling at my three-year-old son. I exchanged a polite smile. But what I really wanted to say is “Are you kidding me? This creature is a monster.” When my son turned three, bad behavior escalated to a miserable level. I was caught off guard because I bought into the myth of the “terrible twos” and thought I was doing well...
A Beach Guide for the Pale Family

A Beach Guide for the Pale Family

Pasty people visiting the Florida panhandle is a recipe for a roasted epidermis. My pale family burns when we cross the state line. So why do we go? We want to swim in the ocean, play on the beach, and sleep in sand-filled hotel beds like any other family. We wanna make memories by dressing in all white for family photos so we look like creepy cult members. If pale families are gonna survive the...
Thanks For The Unsolicited Parenting Advice, Seriously

Thanks For The Unsolicited Parenting Advice, Seriously

Thank you for the advice. You have obviously picked me out as a parent in need of caregiving tips. I appreciate you taking the time out of your busy, demanding cashier job to offer me parenting wisdom. I know you didn’t have to do this. I expected to pass unnoticed throughout the 15 items or less line but you took the time to inquire about my parenting abilities. Thank you. Your questioning...
Here Is What This Dad Learned Marching with His Son Last Saturday

Here Is What This Dad Learned Marching with His Son Last Saturday

Last Saturday, resisting the urge to remain in my warm bed, I attended the Women’s March in Nashville. Along with my wife, toddler, and mother-in-law, I gathered with thousands of Nashvillians marching through the streets, waving signs, chanting, cheering. I marched not because I am a model citizen; rather, a tiny voice inside me said either get your ass out of bed or stop complaining about...
The People’s Shorts: Raising Cargo Awareness

The People’s Shorts: Raising Cargo Awareness

It’s time someone stood up for functional clothing. It’s time someone spoke out against intolerance towards pocket aficionados. It’s time someone showed support for those who love to carry freight against their thighs. It’s time for someone to champion the cargo short. Every hour a pair of cargo shorts are tossed into a garbage bag and sent to a thrift store. They sit in a pile,...
Ten Parenting Duties I’m NOT Doing On My Break

Ten Parenting Duties I’m NOT Doing On My Break

After a week of childcare, I need a break. Often, I’m too tired to leave the house so I stay home and do my own thing, but this presents a challenge. Avoiding small children around the house is like trying to escape a monster in a B-grade horror film. No matter where you turn they will find you. To help me navigate around the house without getting sucked into my kid’s tractor beam, I created...
5 Stages of Moving With Small Children

5 Stages of Moving With Small Children

I love moving with small children. It’s no problem as long as you enjoy exploring new levels of exhaustion. I learned during our recent move that August is an ideal time. In the brutal heat, you will consider leaving your whining children behind. You will discover who you really are when you slam your thumb in the truck door. Make sure your mother-in-law or someone else you wish to impress is...
Wrap Daddy

Wrap Daddy

I feel like a cat tangled in Christmas lights, and judging by the raised corners of my wife’s mouth, I need more practice. Despite my messy effort to tie the Moby wrap, Cara lifts Henry, our newborn son, and slips one of his legs through the band of cloth hanging from my left shoulder, and does the same with my other shoulder.  Strapped to my chest in the soft band of orange cloth, Henry...